To make this clear: This is satire :)
Neither do we condone nor use black-hat SEO techniques ourselves, it also highly doubtful that any of those "techniques" would work in real life. Some, maybe, could ...
Needless to say, if they WOULD work and you would try to use them: It would be better then to quickly move to some far, far away country, say, Nigeria ...
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Google Earth - Now reaching for the stars!
Google Earth now includes the option to view the nightly skies - and the little video i saw and the features are just plain amazing.
On my daily excursions on Digital Point Forum i came across one ad offering the "creation of Web2.0 headers and logos".
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