Ultra Black-Hat SEO techniques

Sat, 08/25/2007 - 19:11 — admin

To make this clear: This is satire :)

Neither do we condone nor use black-hat SEO techniques ourselves, it also highly doubtful that any of those "techniques" would work in real life. Some, maybe, could ...

Needless to say, if they WOULD work and you would try to use them: It would be better then to quickly move to some far, far away country, say, Nigeria ...

Ultra Black-Hat SEO Techniques

You write a bot similiar to google-bot. This bot will scour all the sites on the web and replace any adsense IDs it finds with your own Google Adsense ID: Profit !

You manage to hack google and install a redirect. Anybody in the world going to google will be redirected to your own site which is a fake google site. All clicks and links from there will give you commission: Profit !

You write your own webbrowser which is 10 times better than IE and Firefox. Because you are smart your browser has it's own "Google-Searchbar" with your google afffiliate ID embedded. Your browser will be used all over the world: Profit !

You found your own company, say, "Gooogle.com". You defintly have a strong argument there since you can say that "two 'o's in 'this age of web2.0' is really lame". People will instantly realize this and google will be bancrupt in a matter of a few days. You own the web from now on: Profit !

You write a little program and call it "clicker 1.0". This little program will go out on the web and install itself on approx. 3 billion PCs, all with individual IPs. At random intervalls "clicker 1.0" will scour the web and click your ads on your MFA websites: Profit !

If this sounds too risky: You dont use "Clicker 1.0" yourself since you see this as highly, highly unethical and illegal. Instead you sell it on forums as a easy method to make millions (per day): Profit !

You do use "Clicker 1.0" for your own websites - and sell it on forums: Profit !

You tell people that "Clicker 1.0" is an extremely dangerous, invasive und illegal spyware program and make them aware about the giant global infection. By coincidence you are the only one providing an utilty to get rid of it: Profit !